So I am completely in a fog when it comes to story ideas. Honestly, how do people write so well? More importantly, how do they commit to what they are writing? Some people have whole blogs about the book they're doing, whereas I, on the other hand, have a blog about...uh...my nonexistent book. And yes, Lady is a book on Inkpop, but it's sad because I've basically abandoned it. The problem is that there is no longer TIME. Where did all the TIME go? I ask you.
Oh my gosh. I just had an earth-shattering idea. What if...I WENT BACK TO LADY????? YES!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!
I think I just had a breakthrough here. But of course, I would have to read through the whole beforehand part of the story and remind myself of what's actually happening, heh heh.
In other news, I'm wearing this awesome ring. And no one really reads this blog. It's basically just a "published" (yeah, right) thing where I spout off about random stuff. And I am just going to say something, because he's probably never going to read it anyway: ELI DEAN FELICIANO NEVER TAKES MY ADVICE!!!!!!!! THE WHOLE KING'S SPEECH THING WAS TOTALLY DIFFERENT!!!!!!!!! SO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (And he never reads my blog)
The Far Side is awesome. Gary Larson made up this whole thing of phobias, here's two of them:
Luposlipaphobia: The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor.
Antidaephobia: The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
DUCKS! They rank almost second in awesomeness to elephants. Along with bears. (I just love saying the word bear. Bear bear bear.) And platypi. And STINGRAYS. I can't swim along the bottom of a pool like others can because I just float to the top, and my awesome friend Joy was like, "Pretend you're a stingray gliding along the bottom of the ocean." I have petted a stingray. It was smooth. And shiny. Dragons are cool too, but they're too overplayed. Phoenixes = awesome. And lions and tigers. Of course, nothing will ever beat elephants. Words cannot describe how awesome they are.
Speaking of, here are my two new favorite songs:
"If This Was a Movie" by Taylor Swift
"She Will Be Loved" by Maroon 5
Right there, people. The awesomest.
Of course I'm procrastinating. The only time I ever write this blog is when I'm procrastinating. I'm not one of those people whose blog is, like, their life. Where do those individuals find the TIME to blog and do everything else too? It's beyond me.
Tomorrow is my mom's birthday and we get to go out for a fancy dinner.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend, people. Everyone knows THAT. Well, except for chocolate. And all her other friends. :P