Hello, dearly beloved friends!
MY BOOK IS NOW POSTED ON INKPOP. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-D
So. You can get there by clicking on (or copying and pasting into the url bar thingie) this link:
http://www.inkpop.com/projects/77199/lady-/
DISCLAIMER: This book may not be completely interesting to the boys who read this blog. You can try it out if you want, but if you don't like it, don't say I didn't warn you. Girls: You'll probably like it.
Happy reading! :) <3
Friday, November 26, 2010
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Hinder
Hi everyone! :)
I am here now to talk about an amazing band called Hinder. Yes, yes, I know what you're all thinking. Hinder could sort of be classified as heavy metal, and I usually steer away from that sort of stuff. However. Hinder is truly amazing. Their best song (in my opinion) is called "Lips of an Angel."
And no, all you people who make fun of me (cue ELI) I do NOT just like Taylor Swift! (Although she is awesome.) There are other bands that I like. Cascada, for instance (the people who sing "Everytime We Touch") and others. So HA! ;)
Here is a clip for Hinder, in case any of you are interested in watching it. Bye! :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFXl1zO2-ZM
I am here now to talk about an amazing band called Hinder. Yes, yes, I know what you're all thinking. Hinder could sort of be classified as heavy metal, and I usually steer away from that sort of stuff. However. Hinder is truly amazing. Their best song (in my opinion) is called "Lips of an Angel."
And no, all you people who make fun of me (cue ELI) I do NOT just like Taylor Swift! (Although she is awesome.) There are other bands that I like. Cascada, for instance (the people who sing "Everytime We Touch") and others. So HA! ;)
Here is a clip for Hinder, in case any of you are interested in watching it. Bye! :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFXl1zO2-ZM
Thursday, November 18, 2010
The Official Guide to Book Shopping at Borders
*stomps into room and plunks down in front of computer*
All right, my beloved friends. Now I am going to give you some entertainment, and give Borders my revenge! Ahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *cackles evilly* >:)
Here is The Official Guide to Book Shopping at Borders:
1. Ask parents if they will drive you to Borders. (Not Barnes & Noble or any other bookstore, because here in this wonderful town of Santa Fe we have only Borders. Pathetic, right?)
2. Get super excited. Think that this is the time you are going to have some real luck and get a book that you actually might read. Novel concept, huh?
3. Arrive at Borders. Steer yourself past the lady with the large behind who is slurping coffee and looks at you like you're psycho. Who knows why people do things these days?
4. Ignore the small children who are drooling, chewing, and/or eating things distastefully right in front of you.
5. Go into the young adult section. Do a quick scan of the books. Your heart begins to sink.
6. Open some books at random, hoping you'll find something half decent. Inwardly curse as you find that all of them begin with pretty much the same line: The strong, hot, fangy vampire stared at me with his green eyes and sauntered toward me, preparing to take me in his bicepy arms and bite into the soft flesh of my neck. Aaarrrggghhh!!!
7. Look at all the useless crap around you with a growing sense of dread. Realize that the world is most likely coming to an end if publishers actually allow this useless crap to even get past the hallowed doors of their agencies.
8. Inwardly curse some more and kick the leg of the middle table when you think no one is looking. This results in nothing more than a stubbed toe. Look up to find a very sketchy guy looking at you like you're psycho. This isn't the first time this has happened. Who knows why?
9. Desperately search one more time for anything, anything at all.
10. Realize that your mother is standing beside you, tapping her foot impatiently. Growl.
11. Leave Borders, cursing it and bookstores in general.
12. Decide you will never go to Borders again.
All right, my beloved friends. Now I am going to give you some entertainment, and give Borders my revenge! Ahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *cackles evilly* >:)
Here is The Official Guide to Book Shopping at Borders:
1. Ask parents if they will drive you to Borders. (Not Barnes & Noble or any other bookstore, because here in this wonderful town of Santa Fe we have only Borders. Pathetic, right?)
2. Get super excited. Think that this is the time you are going to have some real luck and get a book that you actually might read. Novel concept, huh?
3. Arrive at Borders. Steer yourself past the lady with the large behind who is slurping coffee and looks at you like you're psycho. Who knows why people do things these days?
4. Ignore the small children who are drooling, chewing, and/or eating things distastefully right in front of you.
5. Go into the young adult section. Do a quick scan of the books. Your heart begins to sink.
6. Open some books at random, hoping you'll find something half decent. Inwardly curse as you find that all of them begin with pretty much the same line: The strong, hot, fangy vampire stared at me with his green eyes and sauntered toward me, preparing to take me in his bicepy arms and bite into the soft flesh of my neck. Aaarrrggghhh!!!
7. Look at all the useless crap around you with a growing sense of dread. Realize that the world is most likely coming to an end if publishers actually allow this useless crap to even get past the hallowed doors of their agencies.
8. Inwardly curse some more and kick the leg of the middle table when you think no one is looking. This results in nothing more than a stubbed toe. Look up to find a very sketchy guy looking at you like you're psycho. This isn't the first time this has happened. Who knows why?
9. Desperately search one more time for anything, anything at all.
10. Realize that your mother is standing beside you, tapping her foot impatiently. Growl.
11. Leave Borders, cursing it and bookstores in general.
12. Decide you will never go to Borders again.
Sunday, November 7, 2010
BOOK
Hi everyone! :) <3
I have something extremely important to tell you.
I AM WRITING A BOOK.
It's called Lady, and it's the story of Macbeth from Lady Macbeth's point of view. It. Is. Awesome.
However. I have posted the first three chapters on this fab writing website called Inkpop (which I mentioned in my first post) but I can't make it public yet until I reach the minimum of 10,000 words which you have to have to make a story public and available to read. And before you all start complaining about how bad it is to post stuff on the web, it's not just "on the web," it will be read by HarperCollins publishers if it makes it into the top five most popular books. And if they like it, it will get published. Of course, all this is only going to happen when the story is available to be read. Must write more chapters! *reaches frantically for bar of chocolate and insanely begins typing*
I will send you all the link once it's ready. Bye for now! :-D
I have something extremely important to tell you.
I AM WRITING A BOOK.
It's called Lady, and it's the story of Macbeth from Lady Macbeth's point of view. It. Is. Awesome.
However. I have posted the first three chapters on this fab writing website called Inkpop (which I mentioned in my first post) but I can't make it public yet until I reach the minimum of 10,000 words which you have to have to make a story public and available to read. And before you all start complaining about how bad it is to post stuff on the web, it's not just "on the web," it will be read by HarperCollins publishers if it makes it into the top five most popular books. And if they like it, it will get published. Of course, all this is only going to happen when the story is available to be read. Must write more chapters! *reaches frantically for bar of chocolate and insanely begins typing*
I will send you all the link once it's ready. Bye for now! :-D
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